BOYFRIEND.EXE has crashed
ERR_CODE: 0x000ME — I_WAS_AN_IDIOT
# crash_report.log
timestamp: recently
process: being_a_good_boyfriend
status: FAILED ✗
cause: genuine_stupidity
excuse_found: false
# what actually happened:
I messed up. No spin, no excuses.
# recommended fix:
action: apologize() → do_better() → deserve_kisses_and_huggies()