initializing apology runtime...
loading genuine feelings...
🎵 music.exe
📋 todo.txt
💌 message.txt
sorry.exe — CRITICAL ERROR
💥

BOYFRIEND.EXE has crashed

ERR_CODE: 0x000ME — I_WAS_AN_IDIOT
# crash_report.log
timestamprecently
processbeing_a_good_boyfriend
statusFAILED ✗
causegenuine_stupidity
excuse_foundfalse
 
# what actually happened:
I messed up. No spin, no excuses.
 
# recommended fix:
actionapologize() → do_better() → deserve_kisses_and_huggies()
💌 message.txt
from: me
to: you
subject: yeah, that thing
 
Look, I don't have a speech.
I just know I was wrong,
you didn't deserve it,
and I'd rather fix it
than be right about it.
 
— sent with actual feelings, not ChatGPT
📋 being_better.todo
🎵 music.exe
Is it too late to say Sorry? (AH... Nepal) sorry_nepal.mp3
response.exe

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